Last Updated: 30 June 2009

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me. Do you
have any widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on
her level, and he asks "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a
thoft and futhy bwack wabbit or, maybe, one like that cute widdle bwown
wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, and puts her hands on her knees,
leans forward and whispers....................
 " I don't fink my pet pyfon weally gives a phuk!"